I think we’re outside the natural range of the coastal redwoods, but I’ve read they’ll grow anywhere in California as long as you water them enough. These ones are irrigated in Balboa Park. I think they’re amazing.
Cat with monster.
(smack, smack, smack of cat paws on my face)
Me: STOP IT, Marmalade. Go to sleep.
(pounding, running footsteps in the alley. dog barks.)
Cop: (yelling) STOP RUNNING. OR I WILL SHOOT YOU.
Cop 2: I DON’T HAVE MY RADIO. CUFF HIM.
(sirens wail)
A crust of french bread. Hard as a rock and way too stale to eat.
It’s a cat in a penguin suit.
I explain this because I don’t want you to think Cat Painting Tuesday has lost its keen edge.
There we all were in the white noon sun, waiting for the light to change.
Hipster girl 1 (dressed like a homeless person): Oh my god I am so full.
Hipster girl 2 (with home made crocheted stockings falling off under a plaid miniskirt that has ridden up, revealing her butt cheeks): That veggie burrito was sooooooo good!
HG1: (Tossing back lank, greasy hair) Do you think I’m hotter than Anna?
HG2: (Nods enthusiastically like an otter) You are hotter than she is.
HG1: (Reaching in for an embrace) Well, *you* think I’m hotter than Anna, but Anna doesn’t think I’m hotter than her. BUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Today we have a CSUEU- California State University Employees Union I think it means- plastic support bracelet.
Laser Cat is coming.
Today I’ve got a crystal skull in a satin princess hat on the still life shelf.
Happy Friday!
