Setting: The situp mat<\/p>\n
Old guy: I need to stop at the stationery store and pick up some nice paper for when I fax the resume.<\/p>\n
Young hunky guy: I’m not sure it makes a difference- it’s a fax.<\/p>\n
Old guy: Every little bit helps in this economy. <\/p>\n
Young hunky guy: But it’s a fax. They can’t see what kind of paper it’s on. <\/p>\n
Old guy: It would be a little better on nice paper. I knew a guy who got laid off from this high powered job on the city council. Made buckets of money. Buckets. And now he can’t even get a job as a bouncer at a strip club! <\/p>\n
Young hunky guy: Well, I’m not sure those jobs require the same skill set. <\/p>\n
Old guy: He applied at a strip club and they told him he wasn’t qualified! Times are really tough.<\/p>\n
Young hunky guy: I mean maybe he was short. You don’t see too many short guys as bouncers.<\/p>\n
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