{"id":372,"date":"2007-01-12T11:11:29","date_gmt":"2007-01-12T18:11:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themovingcastle.com\/journal\/?p=372"},"modified":"2007-01-12T11:13:39","modified_gmt":"2007-01-12T18:13:39","slug":"life-in-the-flan-pan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.themovingcastle.com\/?p=372","title":{"rendered":"Life In The Flan Pan"},"content":{"rendered":"

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When I lived in Spain, I wrote a poem called “La vida en la flanera” or “Life in the Flan Pan.” I sumbitted it for a contest for Americans writing poetry in Spanish, and I didn’t win. The guy who did win wrote a poem called “La Bonita Espana” (Beautiful Spain) or something like that and though it was not avant garde in the least he won the sweatshirt. <\/p>\n

The moral is obviously: people who wear sweatshirts write bad literature. <\/p>\n

All of this is immaterial. In Spain, we ate flan from the grocery store. And that was fine. Because homemade flan tastes like bland, tough eggs, and is gross.<\/p>\n

Nevertheless sometimes I attempt to make it, especially on Thursdays when we speak Spanish in the house. <\/p>\n

I never know at what stage something is going to go wrong with the things I cook. Needless to say, flan has never gone right in my kitchen.<\/p>\n

In this case, it is that instead of caramel, I succeeded in making hard candy, which in addition to being nearly impossible to remove from the pan, tasted burnt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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