{"id":446,"date":"2007-04-03T21:06:54","date_gmt":"2007-04-04T04:06:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/themovingcastle.com\/journal\/?p=446"},"modified":"2007-04-03T21:39:19","modified_gmt":"2007-04-04T04:39:19","slug":"sample-conversation-a-daily-digest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.themovingcastle.com\/?p=446","title":{"rendered":"Sample Conversation:  A Daily Digest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Donut Place Man:  How did you know about us?<br \/>\nMe:  Uh.  I just knew.<\/p>\n<p>Car Place Man On The Phone:  You also need a new tail light.  You can&#8217;t just tape it together.  <\/p>\n<p>Car Place Man #1:  Which car is yours?<br \/>\nMe:  The tiger striped one.<br \/>\nCar Place Man #2:  Well- other than being tiger striped, what kind of car is it?<br \/>\nMe:  I also call it a Toyota.<br \/>\nCPM 3:  A Toyota Corolla.<br \/>\nMe:  Yes.<br \/>\nCPM 2: A Tigeryota.<br \/>\nMe: Is that my key?<\/p>\n<p>Classmate:  Those are some godawful yellow shorts.<br \/>\nMe:  That&#8217;s some godawful yellow hair.<\/p>\n<p>Teacher:  Rufus* has no self esteem and talks too much about his art.  Kevin** does not talk enough about his art and is a megalomaniac.  <\/p>\n<p>Person In Line In Front Of Me At Kroger, Carrying Rotisserie Chicken, in Spanish:  I don&#8217;t know how they get the floors so shiny.<br \/>\nPerson In Line In Front Of Me At Kroger, Carrying Loaf of Bread, in Spanish:  Me either.<br \/>\nPILIFOMAKCRIS:  Go get some forks, spoons, and so on.<\/p>\n<p>Me:  So then we discussed Johns.<br \/>\nHer:  What?  Male prostitutes?<\/p>\n<p>Time: 12:32 AM<br \/>\nHer: (already asleep)<br \/>\nMe:  (climbing into bed.)  Goodnight.<br \/>\nFrightening Zombie Her:  (rolls over and clutches me in deathgrip.)  Who wants to know?  Why are you useless?<br \/>\nMe: What?  Let go of me!<\/p>\n<p>* name has been changed to protect the innocent<br \/>\n** me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Donut Place Man: How did you know about us? Me: Uh. I just knew. Car Place Man On The Phone: You also need a new tail light. You can&#8217;t just tape it together. Car Place Man #1: Which car is yours? Me: The tiger striped one. 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