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OK we all know they contain like 1 million calories and fat grams but still&#8230; I think of muffin as restrained breakfast and Denny\\&#8217;s Grand Slam as piggy breakfast, muffin as the Jenny Craig of breakfast foods whereas a BK Croissanwich breakfast combo is the Roseanne Barr of breakfast foods&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. that she went running moments after eating apple french toast. I don\\&#8217;t think this is even physically possible. 2. that the next day she went running BEFORE breakfast. 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