Ginger cat riding a punk zebra

I’ve had to admit defeat on the Poinsettia front.

Some Saturday night revelers replaced its foliage with a cup. Sad really. I found its remains strewn all over the sidewalk.

Miss Marmalade cried a tear.

Whiskers Says Royal Wedding Invitation Lost In the Mail

This Red Persian is eagerly anticipating the Royal Wedding…

What better way to celebrate the resurrection than with a Zombie Bunny and the Lolcats book?

Maybe with a friendly seal in the Bay:

Happy Easter!

Romy, sister to Roxy, from a couple of weeks ago.

Basement Cat emerges, blinking, to give us all hell.

Sometimes we receive bizarre things from Netflix.

Japon

An artist arrives at a remote Mexican village intending to commit suicide. Instead, he develops an unusual relationship with Aspen, the elderly woman who gives him lodging. Together with Ferretis, Flores and one, uh, sexually obsessed horse, director Carlos Reygadas creates a ruggedly beautiful portrait of rural Mexico (with the mountain landscape serving as the main character).

To recap:

– empty threats of suicide from drama queen
– sexual tension with grannies and horses
– innovative character development
– rugged beauty
– movie name (Japon=Japan) apparently unconnected to story

Who could ask for anything more?

Staring silver Persian.

Today was overcast and warm, a strange combination for southern California, where clouds typically bring frightening cold (60s). Fate and a desire for vintage cowboy boots brought us to Ocean Beach, full of antique stores and stoners, and where the palm lined streets run straight at the vast gray Pacific (usually blue).

There was a pear shaped 30something man outside Starbucks. He wore full hipster regalia including beard and eyeglasses, as well as shorts with socks. He was trying to pick up chicks with his cute dog.

And failing.

Lady: What a CUTE DOG! (squats to cuddle the slobbering hellbeast)
Man: Thanks! He has really bad gas though. It is eggs and hot dogs. Gives him gas. Hard boiled especially. When I want to piss my mom off I feed him hard boiled eggs and hot dogs.

At this point we passed out of earshot, but I think I had heard enough.

So, ladies, let’s recap what we have learned here.

1. This guy lives with his mom, with whom he has a relationship full of bizarre tensions. He deals with this situation in a disturbingly passive aggressive manner.
2. His superficially cute dog is actually disgusting, and so is he.
3. This guy has no game.

Freckle Face