Location: California Pizza Kitchen, Fashion Valley Mall, San Diego, California.

Bartender: Can I help you?
Mike: I’d like 2 glasses of Cab Sauv.
Bartender: (Slightly bewildered look.) Ok.
A few minutes pass.
What did you want again?
Mike: (slowly and distinctly) 2 glasses of Cab Sauv.
Bartender: Oh… we don’t have the mix. We just have the “Cav.”
Mike: We’ll have 2 glasses of the “Cav”, then.

Hours later:

Mike: How could any bartender be that stupid? Don’t make fun of me… I’m going to blow my nose on my socks.