You know I didn’t have the $88 million for the original Damien Hirst. Because I lost all my money in the Madoff ponzi scheme.

Needless to say I want this jeweled skull kit even more than I want a thousand fluffy kittens to bring me peeled grapes and bonbons:

Sadly, the horrible and non standards-compliant website design makes purchasing it impossible. I guess that’s what you get for hiring graphic design majors instead of qualified web developers with a resume a mile long. Ha! Just kidding.

Let’s take a little trip down memory lane.  Here’s my more economical jeweled skull from a couple of years ago.

Sigh.

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