Tonight we went out to local restaurant Ceritano’s where the pizza’s good, the wine’s cheap, Bridget The Neighbor got a year older, and the restroom concierge is a piece of paper.

Now personally I find restroom concierges to be an indispensable part of using the restroom and a paper concierge is better than none at all. I love to sing songs while in the restroom and it’s just not the same if there is nobody there to harmonize.

There are those who will claim that you can easily convince other restroom goers to sing along with you- I favor Gershwin tunes but really anything will do- however, I find it’s much easier to slip the concierge a twenty. Try slipping your average non-concierge restroom visitor a twenty. Will it be well-received? Unlikely.