So you are standing in the dank shower facility in the office, having just discovered that you did not bring a towel. You’ve just been running. There is a meeting in ten minutes. What do you do? WHAT do you do?

Answer: Shower anyway and then flash your coworker while dancing around on one foot, trying to dry off with your sweaty shirt, and then discover you also didn’t bring any clean underwear, a comb, or deodorant.