I have made this plan before and never followed through.

But let me expand my resolution to stop living in filth.

Not only will I no longer live in filth, I will ‘purge apartment of all extraneous matter*’ as well as hideous furniture and inhabit a beautiful Zen apartment. A Zen apartment like… a Japanese hotel corridor. White. Simple. Empty except for beautiful yet durable furniture which cannot be harmed by cat claws, cat urine, dog slobber, dog diahrrea, etc.

If I cannot find Zen furniture I will do without.

*you know where this is from