Today I talked to the Helpful Secretary, who always has plenty of information about all topics. Here is what she had to say:

Helpful Secretary: Then you go to the left, to the left, to the right, to the right, and her office will be right there by the burgundy carpet.
Me: Ah.

My schedule for today is as follows:

10:00 AM: leave house
10:30 AM: 5 minute meeting re: independent study for photography
11 AM: 5 minute class re: painting
3:30 PM: 5 minute class re: aesthetics (whatever that may turn out to mean)
5:30 PM: 5 minute class re: modern art
6:05 PM: return to house

Oh, Tuesday.