This evening we will be speaking with Mr Inman, who braved freakish blizzard conditions all across the southern states to come down to the studio. We understand that he has been enjoying several fine examples of modern day American cultural achievement in the arenas of film and teenybopper literature. And now we will find out his precious opinions on these topics.

Mr Inman, how was The Black Book, Diary of a Teenage Stud Vol I Girls, Girls, Girls?

Katie, it was extremely readable. I think I have found a new love in Young Adult serial romance novels.

And what did you think of Eating Out?

Katie, I thought it was hugely enjoyable. Isn’t it interesting how fag hags in movies always look like Tori Spelling?

And what did you think of Snippet’s medication?

Well, Katie, I have to say I was surprised how readily she ate both kinds of it.

Mr Inman, we’d like to thank you for coming down to the studio today, what with all the inclement weather warnings causing school closures all across the region.

You’re welcome, Katie. Fortunately my 4WD Vehicle to Inches Snowfall ratio was 0:0.

That’s all we have time for, folks.