Dog diarrhea in living room: 5 gallons
TV Medical Shows on Netflix DVD: 2 (Scrubs and Gray’s Anatomy)
TV Medical Shows on Netflix DVD that I actually like: 1 (Scrubs)
Presentations to finish by tomorrow: 1
Cars to have inspected: 1
Cars I would prefer to roll into the river rather than have inspected: 1
Reasons I do not roll car into river: 2
a. environmental impact
b. long walk home from river
Local bomb threats: 1
Difficulties encountered in attempting to sign up for fall classes: myriad