1. that she went running moments after eating apple french toast. I don\’t think this is even physically possible.
2. that the next day she went running BEFORE breakfast. How can you go running one day after apple french toast and the next before breakfast?
3. that she has a \’titanium iBook.\’ There is no titanium iBook! It\’s a powerbook, woman!!!!! Get it right.
4. that she considers a muffin to be a \’piggy\’ breakfast food. OK we all know they contain like 1 million calories and fat grams but still… I think of muffin as restrained breakfast and Denny\’s Grand Slam as piggy breakfast, muffin as the Jenny Craig of breakfast foods whereas a BK Croissanwich breakfast combo is the Roseanne Barr of breakfast foods…