Dear Fran,

Almost everytime I’m hanging out with my new girlfriend we hear at least one rendition of “Money” by the band Pink Floyd (on the radio, off a randomly shuffled iPod, covered by a live band)… Do you know what it means? Is there any deeper meaning to the song or the words in regards to our budding relationship?

Thanks!

– M

Dear M,

It sounds like you’ve landed yourself a gold digger. Quit your job and raise goats.

Sincerely,

Fran

PS Don’t forget the prenup.