Mom’s looking for a job. She’s got an interview today.

Here’s what she has to say about it:

“I asked Susan (her sister) for some examples of questions she thought they might ask and she said she wasn’t able to be of much help because when she is interviewing teachers she really wants to know if they can tolerate having snot wiped on their leg or having their shoes vomited on. Actually I think those questions would be a lot more interesting than being asked about your work history and about what kind of computer software you can use.

Gotta run. I want to read over my resume so I can remember what I have told them I have done in the past and make sure I didn’t bs too much.

Have a great day. Love, MOMMA”