Hot: Lucius Malfoy (very)
Not: Severus Snape (very)
Hot (Redhead): Lindsay Lohan, Me (not strictly part of the movie)
Not (Redhead): Ginny Weasley, Professor McGonagall, Harry’s Mom, Ron, Percy, OK the entire Weasley Family
Hot: Harry’s cable knit sweaters
Not: Professor Dumbledore’s Beard
Hot: Philosopher’s Stone
Not: Sorcerer’s Stone
Misc:
Bad Dye Job: Ginny Weasley
Really Really Really Really Bad Dye Job: Draco Malfoy
Hot: Goethe
Not: Disney