It’s so tedious when bloggers get book deals and then they yammer on about it. Who cares?

Why can’t we go back to the voyeuristic thrill of reading about the daily neurosis?

It is also terrible when a previously funny or tasteless blog morphs into simpering nonsense about children.

These are just observations, not complaints.

Did you know I gave up negative thinking for Lent?

I’m actually doing a pretty good job metamorphosing from a dark and cynical Hater into a sparkling, effervescent positive Force of Universal Love. I think. The printer went on the blink this morning and I calmly turned it off and then back on rather than hurling it out the window. Which I really, really wanted to do because I was PISSED. Control. It’s all about control.