I took an ordinary sugar cookie recipe- Betty Crocker- and added Skittles. Voila. Instant magic.

Some of the Skittles melted, leading to this unfortunate Lemon Skittle Piss Effect:

I then decorated them in inimitable fashion:

The cookies were absolutely delicious. They were UNBELIEVABLY GOOD. Tropical Skittles would have been even better, but sadly those are not sold in the midwest.