Last night I dreamed I was in Ethics class and this is what the professor- a fiftysomething blonde battle-ax- gave us as our ethical scenario:

Here’s your scenario:

You are in a room with a desk. The desk has a hutch. Your roommate is sitting at the desk. He or she is using your computer. Inside the hutch there is a tiger. You have a choice. You can either eat your roommate, or you have to open the hutch and let the tiger out.

What do you do?

Here’s some more information:

The tiger drives a Porsche.