Here we are on Tuesday, GLORIOUS TUESDAY, our favorite day of the week.

Last week, of course, we had the celestial benedictions of Ceiling Cat, and what would be Yin without Yang, Light without Dark, French Deconstruction without Structuralism, Apple without Google.

So here, at Chris’s request, is Basement Cat. He’s on the almost bottom shelf- there is only one thing more evil than him in this house and that is the “multifunction wireless printer” – aka- zero function piece of junk. Meow.