Setting: The situp mat

Old guy: I need to stop at the stationery store and pick up some nice paper for when I fax the resume.

Young hunky guy: I’m not sure it makes a difference- it’s a fax.

Old guy: Every little bit helps in this economy.

Young hunky guy: But it’s a fax. They can’t see what kind of paper it’s on.

Old guy: It would be a little better on nice paper. I knew a guy who got laid off from this high powered job on the city council. Made buckets of money. Buckets. And now he can’t even get a job as a bouncer at a strip club!

Young hunky guy: Well, I’m not sure those jobs require the same skill set.

Old guy: He applied at a strip club and they told him he wasn’t qualified! Times are really tough.

Young hunky guy: I mean maybe he was short. You don’t see too many short guys as bouncers.

(etc)