I am not, nor have I ever been, what you might call “a morning person.” It is generally best to leave me alone until I am fully awake.

Apparently yesterday morning I participated in the following conversation which involved Yours Truly being awoken from a sound sleep at an ungodly hour.

Time: 6 AM
Location: Bedside
Her: I think I have broken the coffee pot.
Me: AAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!