I spend my entire life trying to write artist’s statements, which is absurd. I have to stop thinking about this before I lose my mind. I have therefore pared down my artist’s statement to the following:

There is already enough bad art in the world, and I do not plan to make any more of it.

Right now, I am not adding the following, which means that my value system is strong:

(Unless by doing so I can make a lot of money.)