A sign at Macado’s, our local Guinness seller.

I love this “sense of urgency” business. I do not think I am suited for this job.

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Hot Pot is probably the best term for this unholy meal. It doesn’t look too scary in the picture but here is the list of ingredients:

1 Lean Cuisine Chicken Primavera frozen bag dinner (about 2 years old)
1/2 bag tortellini
Leftover hashbrowns
6 frozen fried breaded chicken tenders
1/2 bag baby spinach which mysteriously froze in the crisper

Unholy? I’ll let you decide for yourselves.

Then there are these shopping carts for Midgets:

And I wonder if “midgets” is seriously rude and un-PC but really what else can you say? I put “shrimps” on Flickr when I uploaded the photo but somehow that seems even worse. Shrimps/ Midgets/ Short People– they exist but what can you politely call them?

I think this is yet another example of the elephant in the room like today in Art History class we were asked to compare Matisse’s naked man statue to Rodin’s Walking Man and nobody pointed out that Matisse’s naked man has frankly a giant nutsack while Rodin’s has none…